Shopping for guys

Why are there so many kinds of Jeans for guys, when did guys turn in to girls?

I went shopping the other day to buy myself some jeans and office slacks and there is a huge 3 huge racks full of jeans...honestly, what the fuck?why are there so many kinds?I mean all a guy needs when it comes to jeans is blue and black...with the different sizes.

Being a tall and lanky guy I cant wear slim fit, because it makes me look weirder than I normally do, and I picked myself a pair of blue and black jeans from House of Fashion which didn't have any weird logos or designs on them...I thought these were regular baggy jeans and the intelligent thing would to do is fit them on and try, the new House of Fashion doesn't have changing rooms. I go home and try them on, the blue one is fine. The Black is slim fit.

What the actual fuck?I mean I'm pretty sure everyone can see your balls through those jeans, because there so damn tight!Fine, lets say there so many different types, but would it kill to label all the shelves, normal and slim fit???

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